p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It was confusing and full of hummus
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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