Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
