I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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