yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Randomize
