next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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