god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
The struggles of a small town man whore
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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