we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Randomize
