Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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