i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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