Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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