she was so not down for the gang bang
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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