hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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