Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Randomize
