I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
they're like a gay fantastic four
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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