What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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