is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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