Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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