I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i think i have two assholes
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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