He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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