do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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