I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
organizing the empties. That sober.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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