One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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