So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
