So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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