You're completely useless in the revolution.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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