I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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