your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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