Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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