Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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