hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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