I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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