Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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