who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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