omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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