you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Terrible idea I love it
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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