So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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