and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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