Pappa wants mamma naked
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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