I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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