Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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