His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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