how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
50% drunk capacity currently
I need to calm my uterus...
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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