Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
i think i just lost a toe
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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