I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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