i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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