So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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