she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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