She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Hippo gnu deer
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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