Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Randomize
