soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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